this is ridiculous
HE SCRATCHED HIS EYE
This is seriously… Super cute
That time that Nightwing tried to flirt with a Jewish lesbian by giving her a christmas present
Demonstrating that he’s every bit as ‘intelligent’ as the idiot that raised him
Be grateful for your good looks and sweet ass Dick Grayson because you sure as hell don’t have any brains to fall back on
shot on the tail bone?
Bludgeoned to death on top of my head?
Stabbed in the elbow?
stabbed right the in center of my chest!
Shot in the head
Stabbed through the bellybutton, back, and knee
Stabbed in between me toes…?
shot in the back of the head.
shot on my right ass cheek.
left leg got cut off..???
Today I didn’t buy a plastic skeleton, no, I bought a friend.
an accurate representation of my ascent into adulthood